Week 2 Hot Pins

1. So Don Ali quits the league and Strike Kings brings in a better bowler? Makes you wonder if this was part of the plan.
2. If Jason=Superman then Prince=Kryptonite. Prince beat the 2 time MVP all 3 games.
3. Is there a better 1, 2 combination then Justin and Jason? 2 weeks in a row bowling at least 5 strikes in the 10th frame.
4. Really Pat? After getting player of the week Pat goes back to normal averaging a 111. Can we say the new madden curse for bowling?
5. Finally a week where Yash talked trash and backed it up. Bowled a 213, a 226, and uhhhhhh 168? hmmmmmmmmm
6. How many gutter balls will be thrown this season? It seems like every other frame some one throws the ball in the gutter
7. After getting suspended, Ayaz bowled 0 strikes in game 3. What's up with that?
8. Drama in week 2? Oh you know it!!!
9. Is it me or is this league turning a little more whiter every week?
10. You have to love when people throw 2 good games n then bowl one awful game the week before handicap is established. Hmmmmmmmmm

 

The Lanespiracy Theory

1. Is Phil listening to some bowling enchantment, its obviously working!
2. Amin seems to be bowling well, I guess you can focus when you're not worried what your teammates are saying on the boards
3. Do we all bowl like garbage to make Reis feel better?
4 .Raza is in , then out, he's in then out, and in again. Did he actually do something wrong, or are we going through the motions?
5. Justin bowls well first day back, but bowls like crap with the asian sensations. Things that make you go hmmm.
6. Daddy Dar loses miserably, part of his season master plan?

Week 1 Power Rankings

Rank	Team	Record	Comments
1	Mean Machine	Week 1: 21 points, – 3-0	Reis’ Bros (Jason & Justin) are the power duo and got the job done with High Handicappers from Kenny, Chris (the new guy), and extra support by Sid ‘The Voice.’ Still early to see since matchups ahead will be tough.
2	BLACK & TAN	Week  1: 20 Points, 3-0	Huh?? Black & Tan is what is happening to all opponents with Prince “Tanned Jorge” and Gage “Black Giant” both with 180s avgs & Pat “Black Dawg” slowly rising his game with high handicap & Supporters from Brian a Newbie which is slowly conforming to the colors. Tough road ahead for the opponents.
3	The Dude	Week  1: 15 Points, 2 – 1	The Dude or Dudes??? Returning Champs Wahid & Alisher teamed with Finalist Amin “The Grape Vine” and Also another Champ Chris “The Roller” have a lot of experience in their team and many power with or without Handicaps. Seems the Dudes are in Hail Mary of Killers.
4	Pins Go DOWN!!	Week  1: 8 points,  1 -2	Pins Go Down with full of Ringers so the people says. Honestly, Mayor Abhi makes it fair with Joe ‘Wild Cat’, Abbas ‘The wink & gun’ kind of guy, & Newbies Phill ‘Double LL’ & Jeff ‘The Chain’ will bring support as a team and week 1 was all new for the players.
5	Strike Kings	Week 1: 3 points, 0 – 3	Strike Kings many of them with Finalist Expereince Raza ‘Twitcher,’ Ammad ‘The Purple Thumb,’ Mufthy ‘The Clutcher,’ & Alan ‘Catalyst’ as a team will gel once the rhythm comes. Week 1 was nothing but past.
6	Lane Warriors	Week 1: 2 points, 0 – 3	Ayaz ‘The International Star,” (so he says)leads of with Eugene ‘Double Checker’ needs evaluation, Yash ‘The Gutter,’ and Shumail ‘Mail Man’ fell down horribly with Adam ‘Subway 50 pds’ who can’t carry 16 pounds ball anymore. Full of weights training they need & Seems like The Chump Warriors.

 

Mean Machine vs Lane Warriors Post Game Recap Week 1 6/6/13

The Mean Machines VS. The Lane Warriors

What happens when the #1 bowler in the league goes against the only 2 time SA Bowling Champion? You get a great season opening match-up, or so you would think. 

Game 1 Started with the return of Adam (Hebrew Hammer) leading off, followed by Eugene(Double Check) in the 2 spot and then everybody's favorite trash talker Ayaz(Daddy Dar) in the 3rd spot with Yash(The Shark) in the anchor position. With this newly formed team, going against Kenny, Chris (the New Guy) Justin, and Jason Reis, anything less then a split would be a disappointment. Since Adam has not bowled since the summer of last year, there was a lot of rust in the hammers arm bowling a very low 107, followed by Eugene with 136, Daddy Dar comes through with a nice 211 to get the only point for his team for that match, and Yash closing the anchor position out with a 154. Not the numbers you would expect from this team. The Mean machines however did step up with Kenny bowling a 151. Chris bowling a 121, Justin with an impressive 191 and  Jason closing out with a whopping 223. Lane warriors-1, Mean Machines-6.

Game 2 Brings the return of Shumail(The Mailman) in the anchor position for the lane warriors. With a big improvement from his game 1 score Adam 149, followed by an 148 from Eugene. An impressive 222 from Ayaz and a bad showing from Shumail bowling a low 142. Daddy dar getting the only point for his team, from a tough mean machines group. The Meanies did there thing again, with Kenny bowling a 159, Chris bowling a 151, Justin bowling a 154( Say WHAT?!!!) and finally Jason with an impressive 227. Lane warriors-1, Mean machines-6.

Game 3 After taking a beating game 1 and 2, the lane warriors are looking to make some noise and try and pick themselves up. Sadly enough that was not the case. The lane warriors got rolled over by the mean machines, With Adam bowling 123, followed by Eugene with a 116(seriously?!!) and Ayaz with a low 173 and ending this bad performance with Shumail delivering a 181. Not the scores you would expect from this caliber of players. On the other side, Kenny ending with a 172(his high game for the night), Chris with a 131, Justin bowling a 174, and Jason with another impressive 236. The Lane warriors-0, Mean Machines-7.

Not what you expect from the Lane warriors but with all the rust being shaken off in week 1, lets see what week 2 holds in store for this newly formed team. Oh yeah, good job Mean machines(sarcastic) 

Week 2 Schedule (6/13/13)

The Dude vs Lane Warriors
(The Dude Video, Lane Warriors write up)

Pins Go Down vs Strike Kings
(Pins Go Down video, Strike Kings write up)

Mean Machine vs Snipers
(Mean Machine video, Snipers write up)

Week 1 Bowling Recap

Week 1 Hot Pins

1. Jason averaged a whopping 228 in the first week of the season. Is it possible he will become the first ever back to back triple crown winner?
2. Is Prince on steroids? He bowled a 255 in game one. O wait, no he is not. He finished with a 151 in game 3. Womp Womp
3. Hey Justin, maybe you should stop talking about basketball and worry about bowling. Ayaz destroyed you and took 2 games from you. Good job, good effort
4. Ayaz really? Are you really going to say your team stinks? Good coaching brah
5. Hey Strike Kings? I mean Strike Queens? Maybe you guys should worry about bowling and not worry about fighting with each other.
6. Patrick has to be cheating I mean how did he get better.  This has to be all luck right? I've heard crazy things, but the craziest thing I've heard is that if you practice you will be better.
7. We get it Abhi. You are the mayor and have put a team that no one wants to face. Do you want a cookie or a pineapple?
8. O hey Wahid, Shumail, Mufthy. Don't you just love bowlers who say they are part time but show up to week one.
9. Wait there was drama in week one? One word describes that. Shocker